==> Do something about that.

FUCK PROPER BURIALS.

==>

Ah yes now you see.

You should probably do something about that.

==> LOOK BEHIND YOU.

Huh?

==> How can you not feel the shards of computer embedded in your face right now?

Whoa shit that really fucking hurts. 

How the fuck did you not notice this INCREDIBLY INTENSE pain?

You might need stitches on some of these.

Damn fucking computer.

Well computers.

There was a whole tower over here.

Guess you must have blown it up somehow while being an idiot and attempting to sleep.

You could have broken an arm or something from the blast.

Maybe even died.

God does it take you forever to wake up. It must be your shitty as hell sleeping habits. But then again you only think about coding. Not like much else matters to you currently. Nope not at all.

==>Wake up, bitch

Yeah you’re doing that. No need to be rude.

You are now one 733T ass hacker/video game creator.

In fact you just finished your latest creation last night during a ridiculous costume party your roomie set up. You have literally no idea why she is your roomate but whatever. Not like you’re in the mood to care. One of the few perks to bipolar disease.

That and the fact you have an excuse to bitch at anyone you like.

And you sure do love to bitch.

But you can’t bitch sleeping.

What do you do?

==>Jade: Attend arcade and have epic DDR battles.

That sounds like a fantastic idea!

Nepeta is a great dancer after all and an awesome rival in this kind of thing.

Too bad Sweatquius had to come too. God you’re glad you don’t have siblings. Having a shit ton of friends is taxing enough.

Tav is a sweetie though. He literally does anything you ask him too. And sometimes a bit over what you want from him but you can’t get that angry with him. He just doesn’t understand limits sometimes.

He’s one of your best super platonic friends ever! :D

> Jade: Take off the Goofy head and become beautiful like in those cheesy movies.

thanks for the help tavros! :)

wOAH,

hm?

n-NOTHING„,

hEY,

uH„,

i WAS ON MY WAY TO GO SEE NEPETA AT THE ARCADE,

mAYBE YOU COULD POSSIBLY„ JOIN ME,

i MEAN UH, iF YOU WANT TO,

bECAUSE IF YOU DON’T THAT’S FINE TOO I GUESS„,

id love to!

lets get goin. :D

==>

tavros its me!

j-JADE,

yes!

oH HEY„

could you help me get this stupid head off?

==>

He seems terrified.

> Perform mating dance to attract passing bystander. 

This is stupid.

> Jade: Recount bet you lost.

if you eat all that icecream youre gonna get sick. :/

bet you i can eat 20 gallons

youre on.

You never said you were a role model.

> Be Goofy.

You are not Goofy! Your name is Jade Harley and you are currently trying to get the Goofy head to come off but it is stuck.

> Be the computer hacking nerd kid who invented the program.

You fail to be the computer hacking nerd kid for he is in an extreme state of panic!